Re: [Dlab-devel] Re:[Dlab-devel]_Women_and_Bear

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 Nell'oggetto del mail e' scritto giusto .... via du
un po' di elasticità!
Un baciotto a tutti i Dlabiani!


--- Mattix <ma...@io...> ha scritto: > Perchè
nell'oggetto si parla di ORSI e poi invece si
> fanno i confronti 
> con la birra?
> Peccato... mi interessava!
> :)
> Ciao a tutti!!!
> 
> > For the women: 35 reasons why beer is better than
> men: 
> > 1. Beer makes you feel better when you have your
> period. 
> > 2. Beer stains don't smell funny the next day. 
> > 3. Beer goes where you want it to. 
> > 4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in
> the car while you t
> ry on shoes at the mall. 
> > 5. Your beer never suffers performance anxiety. 
> > 6. When your beer won't get a head up, you can
> toss it out. 
> > 7. Beer doesn't stand there tapping it wristwatch.
> 
> > 8. No woman ever got stood up by a beer. 
> > 9. A beer doesn't start a fistfight with an ale. 
> > 10. Puking will rid you of that queasy feeling you
> get when you made t
> he wrong choice. 
> > 11. Beer doesn't get drunk and call you at 3am to
> beg. 
> > 12. You don't need a restraining order with bad
> beer. 
> > 13. I never met a beer with a criminal record. 
> > 14. Beer labels come off when you want them to. 
> > 15. When you go to a bar, you can pick up a beer
> without worrying abou
> t that tan line on his ring finger. 
> > 16. You can pick up a beer in a bar right in front
> of your mom and she
>  won't mind. 
> > 17. Beer never has a bad temper. 
> > 18. A beer won't throw you into the back seat of a
> 76' Datsun and dry 
> hump you under a mercury vapor lamp. 
> > 19. A beer won't toss you in the passenger seat of
> a Mazda RX7 and sho
> w you it can go 100MPH on a flat stretch. 
> > 20. A beer doesn't bring strange people home with
> it. 
> > 21. Its easy to give beer good head with minimal
> shaking up. 
> > 22. You don't have to worry about a gag reflex
> with beer. 
> > 23. You can have more than one beer in a night
> without feeling sore. 
> > 24. You can talk to your girlfriends about your
> beer without it gettin
> g pissed off. 
> > 25. You have a good idea where that beer has been
> before you got it. 
> > 26. No one ever had to sleep in a beer spot. 
> > 27. Beer doesn't dis' you because you are a babe. 
> > 28. A beer won't shove its hand up your dress at
> your graduation party
> . 
> > 29. You don't have to fake it for a beer. Beer has
> no ego. 
> > 30. A cold beer is a good beer. 
> > 31. Beer tastes good. 
> > 32. Beer doesn't leave you. It snuggles around
> your hips for a lifetim
> e. 
> > 33. A beer doesn't hate your cat. 
> > 34. You can get six at once without taxing
> yourself. 
> > 35. A beer doesn't mind if you don't finish. 
> > 
> >
> 
> 
> 
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