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From: <sar...@ya...> - 2002-12-03 13:15:05
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Nell'oggetto del mail e' scritto giusto .... via du un po' di elasticità! Un baciotto a tutti i Dlabiani! --- Mattix <ma...@io...> ha scritto: > Perchè nell'oggetto si parla di ORSI e poi invece si > fanno i confronti > con la birra? > Peccato... mi interessava! > :) > Ciao a tutti!!! > > > For the women: 35 reasons why beer is better than > men: > > 1. Beer makes you feel better when you have your > period. > > 2. Beer stains don't smell funny the next day. > > 3. Beer goes where you want it to. > > 4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in > the car while you t > ry on shoes at the mall. > > 5. Your beer never suffers performance anxiety. > > 6. When your beer won't get a head up, you can > toss it out. > > 7. Beer doesn't stand there tapping it wristwatch. > > > 8. No woman ever got stood up by a beer. > > 9. A beer doesn't start a fistfight with an ale. > > 10. Puking will rid you of that queasy feeling you > get when you made t > he wrong choice. > > 11. Beer doesn't get drunk and call you at 3am to > beg. > > 12. You don't need a restraining order with bad > beer. > > 13. I never met a beer with a criminal record. > > 14. Beer labels come off when you want them to. > > 15. When you go to a bar, you can pick up a beer > without worrying abou > t that tan line on his ring finger. > > 16. You can pick up a beer in a bar right in front > of your mom and she > won't mind. > > 17. Beer never has a bad temper. > > 18. A beer won't throw you into the back seat of a > 76' Datsun and dry > hump you under a mercury vapor lamp. > > 19. A beer won't toss you in the passenger seat of > a Mazda RX7 and sho > w you it can go 100MPH on a flat stretch. > > 20. A beer doesn't bring strange people home with > it. > > 21. Its easy to give beer good head with minimal > shaking up. > > 22. You don't have to worry about a gag reflex > with beer. > > 23. You can have more than one beer in a night > without feeling sore. > > 24. You can talk to your girlfriends about your > beer without it gettin > g pissed off. > > 25. You have a good idea where that beer has been > before you got it. > > 26. No one ever had to sleep in a beer spot. > > 27. Beer doesn't dis' you because you are a babe. > > 28. A beer won't shove its hand up your dress at > your graduation party > . > > 29. You don't have to fake it for a beer. Beer has > no ego. > > 30. A cold beer is a good beer. > > 31. Beer tastes good. > > 32. Beer doesn't leave you. It snuggles around > your hips for a lifetim > e. > > 33. A beer doesn't hate your cat. > > 34. You can get six at once without taxing > yourself. > > 35. A beer doesn't mind if you don't finish. > > > > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------- > This SF.net email is sponsored by: Get the new Palm > Tungsten T > handheld. Power & Color in a compact size! > http://ads.sourceforge.net/cgi-bin/redirect.pl?palm0002en > _______________________________________________ > Dlab-developer mailing list > Dla...@li... > https://lists.sourceforge.net/lists/listinfo/dlab-developer ______________________________________________________________________ Per te Blu American Express è gratis! http://it.yahoo.com/mail_it/foot/?http://www.americanexpress.it/land_yahoo |