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From: <ma...@io...> - 2002-12-02 21:14:12
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Perch=E8 nell'oggetto si parla di ORSI e poi invece si fanno i confronti = =0D=0Acon la birra?=0D=0APeccato... mi interessava!=0D=0A:)=0D=0ACiao a t= utti!!!=0D=0A=0D=0A> For the women: 35 reasons why beer is better than me= n: =0D=0A> 1. Beer makes you feel better when you have your period. =0D=0A= > 2. Beer stains don't smell funny the next day. =0D=0A> 3. Beer goes whe= re you want it to. =0D=0A> 4. Your beer will always wait patiently for yo= u in the car while you t=0D=0Ary on shoes at the mall. =0D=0A> 5. Your be= er never suffers performance anxiety. =0D=0A> 6. When your beer won't get= a head up, you can toss it out. =0D=0A> 7. Beer doesn't stand there tapp= ing it wristwatch. =0D=0A> 8. No woman ever got stood up by a beer. =0D=0A= > 9. A beer doesn't start a fistfight with an ale. =0D=0A> 10. Puking wil= l rid you of that queasy feeling you get when you made t=0D=0Ahe wrong ch= oice. =0D=0A> 11. Beer doesn't get drunk and call you at 3am to beg. =0D=0A= > 12. You don't need a restraining order with bad beer. =0D=0A> 13. I nev= er met a beer with a criminal record. =0D=0A> 14. Beer labels come off wh= en you want them to. =0D=0A> 15. When you go to a bar, you can pick up a = beer without worrying abou=0D=0At that tan line on his ring finger. =0D=0A= > 16. You can pick up a beer in a bar right in front of your mom and she=0D= =0A won't mind. =0D=0A> 17. Beer never has a bad temper. =0D=0A> 18. A be= er won't throw you into the back seat of a 76' Datsun and dry =0D=0Ahump = you under a mercury vapor lamp. =0D=0A> 19. A beer won't toss you in the = passenger seat of a Mazda RX7 and sho=0D=0Aw you it can go 100MPH on a fl= at stretch. =0D=0A> 20. A beer doesn't bring strange people home with it.= =0D=0A> 21. Its easy to give beer good head with minimal shaking up. =0D= =0A> 22. You don't have to worry about a gag reflex with beer. =0D=0A> 23= . You can have more than one beer in a night without feeling sore. =0D=0A= > 24. You can talk to your girlfriends about your beer without it gettin=0D= =0Ag pissed off. =0D=0A> 25. You have a good idea where that beer has bee= n before you got it. =0D=0A> 26. No one ever had to sleep in a beer spot.= =0D=0A> 27. Beer doesn't dis' you because you are a babe. =0D=0A> 28. A = beer won't shove its hand up your dress at your graduation party=0D=0A. =0D= =0A> 29. You don't have to fake it for a beer. Beer has no ego. =0D=0A> 3= 0. A cold beer is a good beer. =0D=0A> 31. Beer tastes good. =0D=0A> 32. = Beer doesn't leave you. It snuggles around your hips for a lifetim=0D=0Ae= . =0D=0A> 33. A beer doesn't hate your cat. =0D=0A> 34. You can get six a= t once without taxing yourself. =0D=0A> 35. A beer doesn't mind if you do= n't finish. =0D=0A> =0D=0A> |