[Dlab-devel] Women and Bear

[SoulRaiden <sou...@ti...>]

For the women: 35 reasons why beer is better than men:=20
1. Beer makes you feel better when you have your period.=20
2. Beer stains don't smell funny the next day.=20
3. Beer goes where you want it to.=20
4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you try =
on shoes at the mall.=20
5. Your beer never suffers performance anxiety.=20
6. When your beer won't get a head up, you can toss it out.=20
7. Beer doesn't stand there tapping it wristwatch.=20
8. No woman ever got stood up by a beer.=20
9. A beer doesn't start a fistfight with an ale.=20
10. Puking will rid you of that queasy feeling you get when you made the =
wrong choice.=20
11. Beer doesn't get drunk and call you at 3am to beg.=20
12. You don't need a restraining order with bad beer.=20
13. I never met a beer with a criminal record.=20
14. Beer labels come off when you want them to.=20
15. When you go to a bar, you can pick up a beer without worrying about =
that tan line on his ring finger.=20
16. You can pick up a beer in a bar right in front of your mom and she =
won't mind.=20
17. Beer never has a bad temper.=20
18. A beer won't throw you into the back seat of a 76' Datsun and dry =
hump you under a mercury vapor lamp.=20
19. A beer won't toss you in the passenger seat of a Mazda RX7 and show =
you it can go 100MPH on a flat stretch.=20
20. A beer doesn't bring strange people home with it.=20
21. Its easy to give beer good head with minimal shaking up.=20
22. You don't have to worry about a gag reflex with beer.=20
23. You can have more than one beer in a night without feeling sore.=20
24. You can talk to your girlfriends about your beer without it getting =
pissed off.=20
25. You have a good idea where that beer has been before you got it.=20
26. No one ever had to sleep in a beer spot.=20
27. Beer doesn't dis' you because you are a babe.=20
28. A beer won't shove its hand up your dress at your graduation party.=20
29. You don't have to fake it for a beer. Beer has no ego.=20
30. A cold beer is a good beer.=20
31. Beer tastes good.=20
32. Beer doesn't leave you. It snuggles around your hips for a lifetime. =

33. A beer doesn't hate your cat.=20
34. You can get six at once without taxing yourself.=20
35. A beer doesn't mind if you don't finish.=20