Goat Simulator for iPhone

Play as a Chaotic Goat

Live out the life of an anarchic goat in a deliberately absurd simulator. Instead of a realistic farm sim, this title hands you an open—but not enormous—map and asks only that you run wild: scare NPCs, smash property, and generally create havoc for points and laughs.

World and goals

There are no traditional missions or story beats. Your objective is essentially to cause mayhem and rack up a high score. The game tracks destructive actions and awards points for stunts and specific on-screen challenges (for example, staying airborne with a special jetpack). You can respawn quickly after being hit by a vehicle, so experimentation is encouraged.

How your goat interacts with the environment

• Use your horns to headbutt objects and people.
• Grab and drag items — or creatures — by biting or using the goat’s long tongue.
• Break into houses, demolish cars and fences, and trigger physics-driven chaos wherever you go.

Movement, controls, and the deliberately wonky physics

Controls are simple and responsive, giving you free movement: run in any direction, kick with the hind legs, and perform forceful headbutts. Animations and collision behavior are intentionally rough around the edges; those quirks contribute to the game’s comedic charm rather than detract from it.

Little surprises and extra activities

• An arena where goats battle one another.
• A hidden house with a TV that unlocks a Flappy Goat mini-game.
• Other developer-added easter eggs and oddities scattered throughout the map.

Who will like this game

This isn’t designed for players seeking structured, competitive depth. Hardcore simulation fans might find it nonsensical, while casual players and those who enjoy absurd humor will likely be entertained. Its originality and sheer silliness make it worth trying at least once.