[Ganglia-developers] mailing list changes

[matt m. <ma...@cs...>]

originally the ganglia lists were open to make it easier for people to
post their questions and get answers.  unfortunately, the lists have been
getting hit with increasing amounts of SPAM (one spam message is too
much).  to solve the SPAM problem, i've changed all the mailing lists to
be closed.  this means that only list members are allowed to post messages
to the lists.

sorry for the SPAM you have received so far.  in the future, if we get any 
spam it will be from a member of the list (with a valid email address).  
if that happens, that person will have the wrath of the hundreds of 
techsavy ganglia members.  i doubt anyone would be that stupid.

-matt

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and 
spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage 
and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon 
spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam 
baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in 
a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle 
pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much 
spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon 
spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm 
having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and 
spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late 
and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! 
Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! 
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!