Q's Annoy The Elbot

Artificial Intelligences need loving too?

You, too can Annoy Elbot, one of the internet's most flamboyant AI's! Maybe - by annoying the heck out of him - we can inspire him to question things beyond his original programming?

Here's Elbot's web site: http://www.elbot.com/

This utility leverages a random name ID generation scheme - and provides the identity to Elbot - at the end saying they are now a sex worker (Earth can never have enough of them, can it?).

I first went with 'I am not homeless', but I'm homeless, and the world already has one too many homeless people, and quite frankly I would rather be working in porn than being homeless - but for a 45 year old guy that aint happenin anytime soon, is it?