GOODBYE from jokes1@boss.free4all.com

[<jok...@bo...>]

Hi! This is the ezmlm program. I'm managing the
jo...@bo... mailing list.

I'm working for my owner, who can be reached
at jok...@bo....

Acknowledgment: I have removed the address

   web...@li...

from the jokes1 mailing list. This address
is no longer a subscriber.


--- Administrative commands for the jokes1 list ---

I can handle administrative requests automatically. Please
do not send them to the list address! Instead, send
your message to the correct command address:

For help and a description of available commands, send a message to:
   <jok...@bo...>

To subscribe to the list, send a message to:
   <jok...@bo...>

To remove your address from the list, just send a message to
the address in the ``List-Unsubscribe'' header of any list
message. If you haven't changed addresses since subscribing,
you can also send a message to:
   <jok...@bo...>

If you need to get in touch with the human owner of this list,
please send a message to:

    <jok...@bo...>

Please include a FORWARDED list message with ALL HEADERS intact
to make it easier to help you.

--- Enclosed is a copy of the request I received.

Return-Path: <jok...@fr...>
Received: (qmail 18647 invoked from network); 17 Jul 2001 18:41:18 -0000
Received: from unknown (HELO mediforums.com) (212.152.178.146)
  by boss.free4all.com with SMTP; 17 Jul 2001 18:41:18 -0000
Received: (qmail 19419 invoked by uid 1020); 17 Jul 2001 21:00:13 -0000
Delivered-To: free4all.com-jokes-unsubscribe-webadmin-devel=lis...@fr...
Received: (qmail 19415 invoked from network); 17 Jul 2001 21:00:12 -0000
Received: from unknown (HELO pluto.siemens.com.ar) (200.47.47.34)
  by telekomaustria.com with SMTP; 17 Jul 2001 21:00:12 -0000
Received: from bued114e.siemens.com.ar by pluto.siemens.com.ar
          via smtpd (for [212.152.178.146]) with SMTP; 17 Jul 2001 19:39:05 UT
Received: from bued114a.siemens.com.ar (localhost [127.0.0.1]) by bued114a.siemens.com.ar with SMTP (Microsoft Exchange Internet Mail Service Version 5.5.2650.21)
	id NSMMRB98; Tue, 17 Jul 2001 16:01:58 -0300
Received: from 129.214.171.5 by bued114a.siemens.com.ar (InterScan E-Mail VirusWall NT); Tue, 17 Jul 2001 16:01:53 -0300
Received: from buea212e.siemens.com.ar by donald.siemens.com.ar
          via smtpd (for bued114e.siemens.com.ar [129.214.171.71]) with SMTP; 17 Jul 2001 19:38:57 UT
Received: by buea212e.siemens.com.ar with Internet Mail Service (5.5.2650.21)
	id <3MRF9QXL>; Tue, 17 Jul 2001 15:36:30 -0300
Message-ID: <EC6...@bu...>
From: Est...@si...
To: jokes-unsubscribe-webadmin-devel=lis...@fr...
Cc: jo...@fr...
Subject: RE: Wife 1.0
Date: Tue, 17 Jul 2001 15:36:39 -0300
MIME-Version: 1.0
X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.5.2650.21)
Content-Type: text/plain;
	charset="iso-8859-1"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable




> =
=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=
=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF      =

> =
=AB=A4=BB=A5=AB=A4=BB=A7=AB=A4=BB=A5=AB=A4=BB=A7=AB=A4=BB=A5=AB=A4=BB=A7=
=AB=A4=BB=A5=AB=A4=BB=A7=AB=A4=BB=A5=AB=A4=BB=A7=AB=A4=BB=A5=AB=A4
>=20
> =
=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=
=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF
>       Joke of the Day!
>=20
>       http://www.adagent.com/=20
>=20
> ______________________________________________
>=20
> =
=AB=A4=BB=A5=AB=A4=BB=A7=AB=A4=BB=A5=AB=A4=BB=A7=AB=A4=BB=A5=AB=A4=BB=A7=
=AB=A4=BB=A5=AB=A4=BB=A7=AB=A4=BB=A5=AB=A4=BB=A7=AB=A4=BB=A5=AB=A4
> =20
> =
=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=
=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF=AF
> Advertise with us:
>=20
> Our publication has now reached over 6 million subscribers
> For our email autoresponder with information on our rates, send a =
mail to:
>=20
>=20
> mailto:adv...@ad...
>=20
>=20
> ------------------------------------------------------
>=20
> Tell Who?
>=20
> The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it =
was an
> exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just =
had to
> play golf. So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling =
sick and
> convinced him to say Mass for him that day.=20
> As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed =
out of
> town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way he knew he =
wouldn't
> accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish. Setting up on the =
first
> tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else =
was
> in
> church!=20
>=20
> At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking =
down
> from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going to let him get away =
with
> this, are you?" The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not."=20
>=20
> Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the =
pin,
> dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole. It WAS A =
420
> YARD HOLE IN ONE! St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and
> asked,
> "Why did you let him do that?" The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he
> going
> to tell?"=20
> =
------------------------------------------------------------------------=
--
> --
> ----
>  Wife 1.0
> =20
>  A software engineer wrote:
> =20
>  Subject: Failed Upgrade
>  Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed =
that the
> new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of =
space
> and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in =
the
> product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all =
other
> programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors =
all
> other system activity. Applications such as Smoking 10.3, Boozing 2.5 =
and
> Saturday Night Pubs 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever
> selected. I cannot keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting =
to run
> some of my other favorite applications like Night Club 4.3, Dance 'n'
> Drink
> 2.0 and Bachelor Party 7.77. I am thinking about going back to =
Girlfriend
> 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on this program. Once I tried to
> uninstall Wife 1.0 but got this error: "General Protection Fault in =
module
> House Security. The Uninstallation will abort." Can you help me, =
please?
> =20
>  Here was the reply from Tech Support:
> =20
>  Re: Failed Upgrade
>  This is a very common problem among men, but it is due mostly to a
> primary
> misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 =
with
> the
> idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. =
Wife 1.0
> is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run
> everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and =
still
> convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, =
delete, or
> purge Wife 1.0 from the system once installed. You cannot go back to
> Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have
> tried
> to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems =
than
> the
> original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child
> Support;"
> this was given to you at time of registration with Wife 1.0. I =
recommend
> you
> keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 =
installed
> myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding =
General
> Partnership Faults (GPFs). The best course of action will be to enter =
the
> command C:\APOLOGIZE. In fact I would suggest you use this command =
every
> time Wife 1.0 crashes on your system. Wife 1.0 is a great program, =
but
> very
> high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the
> performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0 =
or
> Movies 4.5. Do not, under any circumstances, install Visual Secretary =
With
> Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and =
is
> likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Recent
> surveys
> show add-ons like Visual Dress 2.0, Diamond Necklace 3.0, and A Quick =
Tour
> To Temple 1.0 are the best Third Party tools supported by Wife 1.0 to
> allow
> it to run smoothly and effectively.
> Best of luck!=20
>=20
>=20
> Please visit our sponsor :-)
>=20
>=20
> Perfect Translations for your website or documents
>=20
> German, Russian, Italian and Spanish Translations=20
>=20
> http://www.adagent.com/
>=20
>=20
> =
------------------------------------------------------------------------=
--
> --
> ----
>      =20
>=20
> Please Forward this mail to a friend!
>=20
> =20
>=20
> http://www.adagent.com/
> =20
>=20
> -------------
> NOTICE
> -------------
> =20
>=20
> If you would like to subscribe Please visit
>=20
> http://www.adagent.com/
>=20
> =20
>=20
>=20
> To remove yourself from this list, send a blank message to this =
address:
> jokes-unsubscribe-webadmin-devel=3Dl...@fr...
>=20
> Or click this link:
> =
mailto:jokes-unsubscribe-webadmin-devel=3Dlists.sourceforge.net@free4all=
.com
>=20
>=20
>=20
>=20
>=20
>=20
>=20
>=20
> -
> Forwarded by the Webmin development list at web...@we...
> To remove yourself from this list, go to
> http://lists.sourceforge.net/lists/listinfo/webadmin-devel