Re: [GD-General] Re: asset & document management
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From: Colin F. <cp...@ea...> - 2003-05-17 16:49:15
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>>> On top of this, Perforce is extremely reliable, =================== >>> almost supernaturally so, [...] ======================== THAT is one heck of a compliment! Maybe their marketing department will check with their lawyers and eventually get the go-ahead to put a bullet-point on the box: * Supernaturally Reliable But this will raise questions, like WHICH deity is behind the reliability, and whether or not the supernatural force will eventually demand souls (better read that EULA!). Also, a new kind of potential incompatibility is introduced: Your new "Aligned Good" application might not work on your "Chaotic Evil" operating system. Tech support becomes a prayer line, computers become shrines, user manuals become scriptures, uninstall becomes an XOR-cism, programmers become clerics, users become disciples, and the Internet becomes the Astral plane! Maybe they'll have a new anime series like Yu Yu Hakusho or Inu-Yasha, or new Dungeons & Dragons expansion packs, or a new set of Magic: The Gathering cards, featuring the battle for cyberspace. Okay, I got in trouble the last time I extrapolated an analogy, so I'll just stop now. --- Colin |