Re: [GD-General] Re: asset & document management
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From: Colin F. <cp...@ea...> - 2003-05-17 16:49:15
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>>> On top of this, Perforce is extremely reliable,
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>>> almost supernaturally so, [...]
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THAT is one heck of a compliment! Maybe their marketing
department will check with their lawyers and eventually
get the go-ahead to put a bullet-point on the box:
* Supernaturally Reliable
But this will raise questions, like WHICH deity is behind
the reliability, and whether or not the supernatural force
will eventually demand souls (better read that EULA!).
Also, a new kind of potential incompatibility is introduced:
Your new "Aligned Good" application might not work on your
"Chaotic Evil" operating system. Tech support becomes a
prayer line, computers become shrines, user manuals
become scriptures, uninstall becomes an XOR-cism, programmers
become clerics, users become disciples, and the Internet
becomes the Astral plane!
Maybe they'll have a new anime series like Yu Yu Hakusho or
Inu-Yasha, or new Dungeons & Dragons expansion packs, or
a new set of Magic: The Gathering cards, featuring the
battle for cyberspace.
Okay, I got in trouble the last time I extrapolated an analogy,
so I'll just stop now.
--- Colin
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