Re: [Dev-C++] Re: Couple of Jokes to ease the stress!

[Daniel G. <sp...@ho...>]

very very good, makes a nice change to the usual coding questions. Thanks!






>From: "William Mc Coy" <WIL...@ms...>
>To: "Dev-Cpp" <dev...@li...>
>Subject: [Dev-C++] Re: Couple of Jokes to ease the stress!
>Date: Tue, 15 Apr 2003 08:32:11 -0700
>
>JOKE 1:
>A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a 
>female boss who always goes home early.
>"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll 
>never know."
>So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette 
>gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde 
>goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly 
>sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.
>"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."
>"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."
>
>JOKE 2:
>
>This blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. So, she left
>a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.
>
>When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought 
>she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the 
>point.
>
>The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to
>leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"
>
>The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with 
>milk and take a milk bath."
>
>The milkman asked, "Pasteurized?"
>The blonde said, "No. Just up to my tits."


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