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Re: [Dev-C++] Re: Couple of Jokes to ease the stress!

[Daniel G. <sp...@ho...>]

very very good, makes a nice change to the usual coding questions. Thanks!






>From: "William Mc Coy" <WIL...@ms...>
>To: "Dev-Cpp" <dev...@li...>
>Subject: [Dev-C++] Re: Couple of Jokes to ease the stress!
>Date: Tue, 15 Apr 2003 08:32:11 -0700
>
>JOKE 1:
>A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a 
>female boss who always goes home early.
>"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll 
>never know."
>So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette 
>gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde 
>goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly 
>sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.
>"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."
>"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."
>
>JOKE 2:
>
>This blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. So, she left
>a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.
>
>When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought 
>she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the 
>point.
>
>The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to
>leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"
>
>The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with 
>milk and take a milk bath."
>
>The milkman asked, "Pasteurized?"
>The blonde said, "No. Just up to my tits."


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Re: [Dev-C++] Re: Couple of Jokes to ease the stress!

[David M. <ci...@ya...>]

Off topic but I think we can forgive you this time. LOL    ----- Original Message -----   From:   William   Mc Coy   To: Dev-Cpp   Sent: Tuesday, April 15, 2003 11:32   AM  Subject: [Dev-C++] Re: Couple of Jokes to   ease the stress!  
    
JOKE   1:
  
A blonde, a brunette,   and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes   home early. 
  
"Hey, girls," says the   brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know." 
  
So the next day, they   all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening   done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband   having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and   returns at her normal time. 
  
"That was fun," says   the brunette. "We should do it again sometime." 
  
"No way," says the   blonde. "I almost got caught." 
  

JOKE   2:

This blonde heard that milk baths would   make you beautiful. So, she left
a note for her milkman to leave 15   gallons of milk. 

When the milkman read the note he felt there must be   a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the   door to clarify the point. 

The blonde came to the door and the milkman   said, "I found your note to
leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean   15 gallons or 15 gallons?" 

The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm   going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk   bath."

The milkman   asked, "Pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No. Just up to my   tits."



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