In 1997, Peter A. Peterson II held a contest for his now-defunct Nerth Pork magazine. The goal: come up with the best piece of art entitled "robotfindskitten". Leonard Richardson submitted the winning (read: only) entry, a Zen Simulation.
A++++ would find kitten again.
robotfindskitten will improve your sex life, clear up your financial problems, cure your acne, and make you as a god among men. Would I lie?