Need to rearchitect the design of how the three utility scripts work. Replace current design with:
A new module called WTF::YetToBeNamed gets created that houses the code that does the real work for each of the utility scripts. Within the WTF application itself, need to change where we system() call out to the scripts to just call methods out of WTF::YetToBeNamed. There also should be a script that is itself only a simple "script setup" deal that gets require-ed by real command-line scripts. This setup thing would do all the Perl fake-out-ing needed. Then the three scripts themselves just require the setup script and use WTF::YetToBeNamed.