Ok lol idk if this was a joke or not, but it doesnt sound too difficult.
mods needed to make:
cherry
popart
cherry poptart
nyan jukebox disc
you fill up the crafting square with bread to make a poptart
then you put it in the furnice
after you put the cherry on top
the if you smelt the cherry poptart
you make the nyan cat jukebox disc
http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/504606-taking-requests-for-mods/pageviewfindpostp6905334