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One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him
a $200 bicycle for his birthday.Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have a
$80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle? Wait
until Christmas."Christmas came around, and Johnny asked again. The father
said, "Well, the mortgage is still extremely high, sorry about that. Ask me
again some other time."Well, about two days later, the boy was seen walking
out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. The father felt
sorry for him, and asked him why he was leaving.The boy said, "Yesterday I
was walking past your room, and I heard you say that you were pulling out,
and mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too."And I'll be
DAMNED if I get stuck with an $80,000 mortgage!"
A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive store. "Show the lady
your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in
back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. As the lady
tries it on, the owner discreetly whispers to the man, "Ah, sir, that
particular fur goes for $65,000." "No problem! I'll write you a check!"
"Very good, sir." says the shop owner. "Today is Saturday. You may come by
on Monday to pick it up, after the check has cleared." So the man and the
woman leave. On Monday, the fellow returns. The store owner is outraged,
"How dare you show your face in here?! There wasn't a single penny in your
checking account!!""I just had to come by," grinned the guy, "to thank you
for the most wonderful weekend of my life!"