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From: Jamie L. <DMo...@ho...> - 2001-05-31 16:39:10
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Scene: Big office on big office building Everyone's favorite squeaky, fat, evil, drunk guy, Elmo Pug is wearing a = brand new suit and standing in front of a brand new window in his brand = new penthouse. He is talking on a (brand new) cell phone. "Listen jerk, I don't give this program to anyone and then let them = sneak around the universe with my program, and I'm not going to trust = some idiot programmer with my program. That's why I'm still in business, = that's why it hasn't been stolen, you want this program for your systems = your gonna need to let me send my own programmers with a fleet and a = troop of men into your ship to make sure its safe." "Yes, it's a troop of Sariens." "Alright, I'll make a deal, you let me bring twelve Sariens and two = attack droids, and I'll come put it in personally. Good, now you just = ordered a personal job, that's gonna take up my time. That is going to = cost you lots and lost of buckazoids, GOT IT?" "I don't care how advanced your stupid AI is, this program is more = advanced and that's why you want it." "Yes, Uh-huh, no, I want double that BEFOREHAND and TRIPLE that = afterwards."=20 "Alright then I'm hanging up now..." "I though you'd see it my way, send the money here first and I'll be out = there within a week, save me a parking space that will fit Sarien battle = ship." He hangs up before the speaker can respond and turns to the computer on = his desk, Vohauls face is on the screen. "We're in, Mr. Vohaul Sir." "I heard, but I'm afraid you might have seemed a little partial towards = getting a good deal of money out of this. Do not forget where the real = reward will be coming from once you have done as I ask. And do not = forget what the punishment for failure will be." "Yes, Sir!" Elmo takes a swig of brandy with a fish in it. Remeber that this is just a plot, these scenes would be spread over many = cutscenes in the game, I'm not suggesting a very large intro. Anyway theres still some more on its way. |