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From: Jamie L. <DMo...@ho...> - 2001-05-19 04:08:19
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Tap tap tap tap..... A swoosh noise as a door opens... A man walks in..... His face is shadowed and he carries a pole like instrument of unkown = uses..... The room is a dark, large, squared, metal room.... No windows, just a door with a console to its side..... The man speaks...."Therrrre it is" He begins to use his pole like utensile on something on the floor.... Suddenly he stops.... The room fills with smoke!.... Three men run out... Sequel police?!!! The man brandishes his pole like a spear and charges, yelling = "FREEDOM!!!"...... Scuffleing, fighting, paper rock scissors, mortal combat moves ensue, = Matrix moves..... In the end only the lone figure stands... He sets back to his duty of pointing the pole at the heap = of.....something on the floor.... Something pops out from the pole!.... YARN-LIKE STRINGS!!!! He pushes the stringy area against the heap.... it folds up like an old pancake.... The man bends down and smells the heap before picking it up.... Lights come on around the room and his face is revealed, He's Roger = Wilco!!!.... "This barf is.......FAKE!!!" Female computer voice.... "Thankyou for using the Play Station; you kicked three asses in 20 = seconds on Wimpy Girly-man mode!" Fade to black.... Big old words come up... Space Quest VII: Return of the Janitor Familiar tune starts playing.... Kinda corny I know but we could fit alot of showyness and sound in = there. Perhaps the barf shoudn't be fake, could lead people to believe we have = a very bad plot for the game. |