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<HTML> <BODY> walkmen unack ysereh wilmail werasc<br> <p> </p> <a href=http://away.goingabroadd.biz/aps/cms/> <img src=http://loss.superideazs.info/aps/mrgs.gif> </a> <p> </p> <p> </p> apostrofira moin fjolsvid A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes closer, the frog starts to talk. "Kiss me and I will turn into a princess." The guy picks the frog up and puts it in his pocket. The frog starts shouting, "Hey! Didn't you hear me? I'm a Princess. Just kiss me and I will be yours." The guy takes the frog out of his pocket and smiles at it and puts it back. The frog is really frustrated. "I don't get it. Why won't you kiss me? I will turn into a beautiful princess and do anything you ask." The guy says, "Look, I'm a computer geek. I don't have time for girls. But a talking frog is cool.!"<br> Mr. Robinson worked in an office. Every morning he had breakfast with his wife at half-past seven, read his newspaper, drank a cup of coffee and then left his house at 8 o'clock to go to catch his train to town.One morning he was still sitting comfortably at the breakfast table and reading his newspaper at five minutes past eight. He did not seem to be in a hurry and asked his wife for another cup of coffee."Another cup?" she asked. "But aren't you going to the office today? have you got a holiday?""The office?" he said and looked up from his newspaper very surprised. "I thought that I was at the office!"<br> Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven-year-old boy named Pat. Now Mrs. Taylor was expecting another child.Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much, so he was not delighted about the news that there was soon going to be one in his house too.One evening Mr. and Mrs. Taylor were making plans for the baby's arrival. "This house won't be big enough for use all when the baby comes," said Mr. Taylor.Pat came into the room just then and said, "What are you talking about?""We were saying that we'll have to move to another house now, because the new baby's coming," his mother answered."It's no use," said Pat hopelessly, "He'll follow us there."<br> <p>emmrich2sasemadolobheni09great .</p> </BODY></FONT></HTML> |