Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.
A novel is never anything, but a philosophy put into images.
Personal beauty is a greater recommendation than any letter of reference.
You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him.
We are enslaved by anything we do not consciously see. We are freed by conscious perception.
It is the briefest yet wisest maxim which tells us to ''meddle not''.
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
It's not the bulls and bears you need to avoid -- it's the bum steers.
She always says, my lord, that facts are like cows. If you look them in the face hard enough they generally run away.
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.