WE DID NOT ASK FOR YOUR SHIT, WE DON'T WANT YOUR SHIT, WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR SHIT, AND, WE DON'T WANT YOUR EMAIL CRAP EVER AGAIN, SO STOP SENDING US YOUR FUCKEN JUNK MAIL YOU LOW LIFE ASSHOLES.
 
YOU TOO WOULD BE PISSED OFF SOMETHING TERRIBLE IF YOU RECEIVED SO MUCH   EMAIL CRAP, WHICH WE RECEIVE FROM PEOPLE LIKE YOU, WHO THINK NOTHING OF INTERFERING WITH PEOPLES LIVES BECAUSE YOU THINK A ONE TIME EMAIL IS INNOCENT, WELL FUCK YOU!  WE DON'T WANT YOUR CRAP NO MATTER WHAT IT IS.
 
REMOVE US, DELETE US, UNSUBSCRIBE US - IMMEDIATELY, AS WE DON'T WANT NOR DO WE EVER WANT TO SEE YOUR FUCKEN EMAIL CRAP AGAIN.  FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU AND HAVE A SHORT LIFE YOU ASSHOLES!  WE DON'T WANT TO BE BOMBARDED BY YOUR CRAP EVER AGAIN!
 
YOU ARE IN VIOLATION OF THE FOLLOWING ACT:  U.S. Senate Bill 1618 RFH; of the 105th CONGRESS, 2d Session, S. 1618, IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES, Effective October 21, 1998; TITLE III  ANTI-SPAMMING ACT; SEC. 301. Inclusive; REQUIREMENTS RELATING TO TRANSMISSIONS OF UNSOLICITED COMMERCIAL ELECTRONIC MAIL.
 
We hereby demand $125,000, as is prescribed by law, for retribution because of your email spamming of us, and, because of your unwanted and unsolicited and unsubscribe email junk crap you keep bombarding and sending us.  You will be prosecuted as criminals known as CYBERSTALKRS,
because of your unwanted and unsolicited emails.  Your email, with intact data on how to find you and your ISP was turned over to our local CIA and FBI offices on this date, as well as, the State Attorney General Office's and other law enforcement regulatory State Authorities because of your criminal acts you have perpetrated upon us.  You are about to get fucked by the government because of your cyberstalking and refusals to remove us from your email lists !!!!
 
REMOVE, DELETE, UNSUBSCRIBE AND REMOVE US FROM YOUR EMAIL LIST IMMEDIATELY YOU SHITHEADS - ARE YOU BRAINDEAD, STOP SENDING US YOUR FUCKEN CRAPPY EMAILS !!!!!!!!!!!!!  WE DON'T WANT YOU TO SEND US ANYTHING EVER AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!  WE WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU, and YOUR ORGANIZATION, YOUR PERSONNEL ARE PROSECUTED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAWS UNDER CRIMINAL STALKERS BECAUSE OF YOUR INTENTS AND YOUR FAILURES BY NOT STOPPING AND SENDING US YOUR EMAIL CRAP.  WE DON'T WANT YOUR SHIT SENT TO US ANYMORE.
 
STOP OR WE WILL HAVE OUR ISP BRING A LAWSUIT AGAINST YOU AND YOUR ISP FOR CYBERSTALKING CRIMES.  WE DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKEN SHIT.   STOP, DO YOU GET THE MESSAGE YOU ASSHOLES.  WE DON'T WANT YOUR CRAP.
 
WE WILL BRING A LAWSUIT AGAINST EACH AND EVERY PERSON WHO IS INVOLVED IN SPAMING US YOUR SHITTY STUFF.  REMOVE, DELETE, UNSUBSCRIBE US IMMEDIATELY FROM YOUR EMAIL LIST, OTHERWISE WE WILL TURN YOU IN FOR FRAUD, MISREPRESENTATION AND AS THREATS AGAINST US, AND WE WILL CONTACT THE LOCAL POLICE TO INVESTIGATE YOU.  IF YOU SEND US ANOTHER EMAIL ABOUT ANY SUBJECT MATTER WE WILL SUE YOU.  YOU ARE NOTHING BUT FUCKEN ASSHOLES SO STOP SENDING US YOUR CRAP.
 
WE CAN AND WILL CLAIM BUSINESS AND PERSONAL LOSSES AGAINST YOU AND YOUR ISP IF YOU FAIL TO STOP SENDING US YOUR UNWANTED AND UNSOLICITED EMAIL JUNK CRAP.  WE DON'T WANT YOUR EMAIL CRAP YOU SON-OF-A-BITCHES.  WE DON'T WANT TO RECEIVE ANYTHING FROM YOU EVER AGAIN.