Welcome, gentlemen, to Aperture Science. Astronauts, war heroes, Olympians--you're here because we want the best, and you are it. So: Who is ready to make some science? Now, you already met one another on the limo ride over, so let me introduce myself. I'm Cave Johnson. I own the place.
You're here because we have developed a new form artificial intelligence for personal computers, called the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. We like to call it GLaDOS for short.... read more