[Eric-chat] Funny

[Gavin R. B. <ga...@ga...>]

Heh, 

sorry to spam u, but my sister sent me this un'..really quite funny.

> One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He
> immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't
> know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no
> room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm
> going to  do. I've got a couple folks here who weren't quite as bad as
> you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even
> let YOU decide who leaves."
>
> Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room.
> In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and
> surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.
>
> "No," George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't
> think I could do that all day long."
>
> The devil led him to the next room. In it was Newt Gingrich with a sledge
> hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time
> after time after  time.
>
> "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony
> if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented George.
>
> The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the
> floor spread-eagled with his arms and legs bound.  Bent over him was
> Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
>
> Bush shook his head in disbelief but finally said, "Yeah, I can handle
> this."
>
> The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go."

>;-) Vanity, always gets 'em in the end.

All the best,
		Gav.