Re: [Embedlets-dev] light reading, off topic
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From: Holger B. <ho...@bi...> - 2003-02-20 20:22:09
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kisses for this ! bax ;-) Am Donnerstag, 20.02.03, um 20:04 Uhr (Europe/Budapest) schrieb Brill Pappin: > Topic tags:[ARCH][JAPL][WIRING][DOCS][MGMT][STRATEGY][NEWBIE] > _______________________________________________ > > Ok, this *is* off topic, but I thought it was interesting enough > seeing as > we're defining specifications. I have no idea who wrote it... it came > in the > mail with all the stuff friends send you: > >> And you wonder why...! The US standard railroad gauge (width between >> the > two rails) is 4 feet 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why > was > that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England, > and the > US railroads were built by English expatriates. Why did the English > build > them like that? Because the first rail lines were built by the same > people > who built the pre-railroad tramways, and that's the gauge they used. > Why did > "they" use that gauge then? Because the people who built the tramways > used > the same jigs and tools that they used for building wagons which used > that > wheel spacing. Okay! Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel > spacing? Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels > would break on some of the old, long distance roads in England, because > that's the spacing of the wheel ruts. So who built those old rutted > roads? > The first long distance roads in Europe (and England) were built by > Imperial > Rome for their legions. The roads have been used ever since. And the > ruts in > the roads? Roman war chariots first formed the initial ruts, which > everyone > else had to match for fear of destroying their wagon wheels. Since the > chariots were made for (or by) Imperial Rome, they were all alike in > the > matter of wheel spacing. The United States standard railroad gauge of 4 > feet, 8.5 inches derives from the original specification for an > Imperial > Roman war chariot. Specifications and bureaucracies live forever. So > the > next time you are handed a specification and wonder what horse's ass > came up > with it, you may be exactly right, because the Imperial Roman war > chariots > were made just wide enough to accommodate the back ends of two war > horses. > Thus, we have the answer to the original question. Now the twist to the > story...! There's an interesting extension to the story about railroad > gauges and horses' behinds. When we see a Space Shuttle sitting on its > launch pad, there are two big booster rockets attached to the sides of > the > main fuel tank. These are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs. The SRBs are > made > by Thiokol at their factory in Utah. The engineers who designed the > SRBs > might have preferred to make them a bit fatter, but the SRBs had to be > shipped by train from the factory to the launch site. The railroad > line from > the factory had to run through a tunnel in the mountains. The SRBs had > to > fit through that tunnel. The tunnel is slightly wider than the railroad > track, and the railroad track is about as wide as two horses' behinds. > So, > the major design feature of what is arguably the world's most advanced > transportation system was determined over two thousand years ago by the > width of a Horse's Ass. And you wonder why we are the way we are...! > > > > ------------------------------------------------------- > This SF.net email is sponsored by: SlickEdit Inc. Develop an edge. > The most comprehensive and flexible code editor you can use. > Code faster. C/C++, C#, Java, HTML, XML, many more. FREE 30-Day Trial. > www.slickedit.com/sourceforge > _______________________________________________ > Embedlets-developer mailing list > Emb...@li... > https://lists.sourceforge.net/lists/listinfo/embedlets-developer > |