From: Raymond S. <dst...@or...> - 2001-02-10 21:48:11
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Mr. Pascal, sir... Much time has been spent, pondering... the "rock"! Transglobal warfare within the bounds and guidelines of the "Primitive Arms Law" required a great deal of thought on my part. 1) It needed to be powerful, small rocks suck compared to boulders. 2) It needed to emulate the "throw of a rock". This all began with rock throws to begin with. 3) Stealth in transit was critical. Something that wouldn't raise alarms traveling through European streets and byways. 4) Construction was limited to slightly processed natural resources, think lumber and of course "rocks". 5) Amphibious capabilities became important later on to allow me to maintain "stealth and illusion" to the point of final attack. 6) Finally the "crew", who to partner with in this attack that would allow me to best "blend" into the likely and probable surrounds where Mr. Pascal,.. sir works. The best way to roll this strategy out is as follows... First I will present the "primary weapon" in full "stealth mode" (reference attached photo). Then over the next few days I will show Mr. Pascal how this wonderous device "unwraps" itself in stages as it crosses water onto land. The select "crew" that was assembled to help in this grand endeavor... Then sheads its "modern day trojan horse" disquise as it nears the final target... :O) Introducing... The U.S.S ROCK!! |