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[William Mc C. <WIL...@ms...>]

JOKE 1:
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a fem=
ale boss who always goes home early. =20
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll ne=
ver know." =20
So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette g=
ets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde =
goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietl=
y sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time. =20
"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime." =20
"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught." =20

JOKE 2:

This blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. So, she left
a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. =20

When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He though=
t she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify th=
e point. =20

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to
leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?" =20

The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with=
 milk and take a milk bath."

The milkman asked, "Pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No. Just up to my tits."