Corporate Bullshit Generator / News: Recent posts

• The stakeholders learn our insourced, laser-focused and top-ranking next steps.
• Our gut-feeling is that the key representatives conservatively influence top-ranking interdependencies.
• Our challenge is not to articulate fully-digital, top-ranking and non-deterministic topologies. Our challenge is to ignite style guidelines.

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• We will execute to address healthy efficiency gain, while the Managing Senior Co-Director of Controlling cost-effectively capitalizes on an industry-recognized and transparent elasticity using the bounce rates.
• The point is not merely to standardize our transitional, state-of-the-art, controls. The point is to address a high-quality, industry-recognized and well-scoped operational excellence.
• A siloed, results-oriented, under-the-radar and highly-curated global network synergizes industry-recognized, multi-vendor, footprints.

Results (using Ludovic's famous bulk mode to select key(buzz)words):

• Bandwidth, ethos, best practice, social sphere - all are competing for the attention of pioneers.
• An acculturated self-efficacy cost-effectively strengthens our ethos.
• Our client-centric, balanced and bright ethos technically aggregates structural expectations from the get-go.

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• Carefully-designed touch points target the Chief Brand Evangelist across the entire spectrum.
• The innovators efficiently address the challenging market conditions, while the Global Chief Controlling Officer (CCO) focuses on our expertise across the entire spectrum.
• The motivational operational excellence accelerates moment-centric and corporate processes across the entire spectrum.

Added 'X is all about Y'. Example: "There can be no healthy productivity improvement until we can achieve a measured gain in task efficiency, while solid, next-level and operational executive talent is all about reward."

New words or constructs recently added through bootstrapping (Googling a CBSG output and getting BS from search results...): edge, ownership, options, see around the corner, innovator, boundaryless, reality-based, customer-focused, risk taking, focus on speed, business equation, board-level executives, key representatives, ingenious, business-for-business, inspirational, value chain, design philosophy, global footprint, dynamics, dramatically, energize, invigorate, deliver on commitments, ...

Last week-end's additions: some rhetorical forms that speakers or authors use to awaken their audience.

• "The point is not merely X. The point is Y".
  X=something positive; audience is stunned and thinks "Ooooh"
  Y=something also positive; audience is relieved and thinks "Aaaah".
• A variant, heard from a guy who uses it at each and every speech: "It's not about X. It's about Y".
• Something found in an article: "There can be no X until we can achieve Y". X and Y are some exchangeable improvements. To that purpose, in the CBSG code, the Growth function is called for both X and Y.... read more

...corresponding to v.43 in SVN.
Includes sources and binaries (Windows and Linux), with the interactive Web program, live.adb.

... @ http://cbsg.sf.net . Enjoy!