Corporate Bullshit Generator Activity
A high-performance random text generator focused on corporate bullshit
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Activity for Corporate Bullshit Generator
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Gautier de Montmollin committed [r269] on Code
Added frontier-level, production-grade
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Added `onboarding process` - thx Dude!
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Added a few very important departments
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Added 'guiding principles' and 'tech stacks'
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Added Disruption as a department / top role name
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Added AI-first
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Added a top role
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Added `deliverability`
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Added `align incentives with users` and a few more...
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Corporate Bullshit Generator released /cbsg_260.zip
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Source code gardening: use more expression functions and conditional expressions
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Training with recent data from Paradeplatz
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Added key departments: Digital Client Lifecyle, Transformation Office, Project Portfolio Management, Organizational Change Management
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Added some gems from the crypto world
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Added `people`
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Added: data-dependent, gradual, second-round effects
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Added: cross-sector, interdisciplinary, outsized, step-change, blockchain technology, artificial intelligence, DNA sequencing, robotics, ´ as industries transform´
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Added: next stage of growth, high-volume production
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Added `cost reduction scaling` and `interplay`
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Added `operating leverage` (`2021's buzziest phrase`!)
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Added 'aspirational destination'
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Added (example here) 'Focus on speed *requires truly optimizing* baseline starting point to be on track'
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Together, we...
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Added a few gems from a milestone of bullshit 1996 article, about Enron and others
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Added 'socio-economic', 'AI-assisted', 'R&D initiative'
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Added '... by turning data into ...' and 'at the crossroads of ...'
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Added 'multi-class', 'capital agility', 'client-centricity', 'to remain relevant, [...]'
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Added 'Business Agility', 'Solutionist', 'Influencer' (thx Dilbert!) and 15 bootstrapped expressions
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Added item in Person_Verb_And_Definite_Ending
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Added: relentlessly, radically, step-function (growth or so), move up the power curve
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Added a few more items...
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Rev. 238: ethos across the entire spectrum
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Rev. 239: top-ranking!
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Rev. 238: Ethos across the entire spectrum
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Added 'industry-recognized' and 'top-ranking'. Enjoy!
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Ethos across the entire spectrum!
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Added 'move up the value chain', 'enablement' and a few others...
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Added a few AI-ready buzzwords
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Added 'full-stack' and a few others...
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Added 'multi-vendor, contextual, hybrid, higher-level, topology'
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Added: 'roadblocks' (obviously, a Bad Thing) and 'company-first'
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Added 10 'classic BS' items
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Added 100th Person_Verb_Having_Thing_Complement: 'ideate'
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Added some 'growth is for tomorrow' adjectives
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Added 'operations delivery'
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The return of the Incubators
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Ludovic Brenta committed [r227]
It's not about cost-control measures. It's about incremental improvements.
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Blockchain is missing from the list of bullshit
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Added 'blockchain'. How did we miss it so far ?! Thx Vinzent
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Right! Usually I wait a while to see if new buzzwords last or fade (like "uberisation"). "Blockchain" seems to have reached the golden status of permanent (like "big data") or perhaps cyclical bullshit (e.g. "agile"). Will be fixed ASAP!
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Right! Usually I wait awhile to see if new buzzwords last or fade (like "uberisation"). "Blockchain" seems to have reached the golden status of permanent (like "big data") or perhaps cyclical bullshit (e.g. "agile"). Will be fixed ASAP.
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Vinzent Hoefler created ticket #2
Blockchain is missing from the list of bullshit
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Rebalancing the digital age
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Added 'Reinvention in the digital age calls for modern simplicity', split
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Expanded the 'Customer Experience Management' topic
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Added 'red flags' in Bad Things
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Fixed the issue of 'the ''why'' ' without 'the'
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Reinforce the previous performance improvements.
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Consolidate bulk and regular generation. Also improve performance.
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Quantum leap in bulk performance and troubleshooting: emit all bullshit matching a regexp, lightning speed! Please distribute!
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FOSDEM 2019 inspired us both!
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Added some intelligence
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7 new items from a single real sentence (without comma!)
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Added 'exponential [growth]'
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Added 'quick-to-deploy', 'reframe' and a few others...
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Added a few other items
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Added 'digital acceleration', 'elasticity' and some others
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Added 'wide-range' and 'down the chain' (sounds like 'down the drain' :-) )
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Added 'onboadred', 'downstream', 'on the same page', 'on track'
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Added 'Chief Business Officer'
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Added 'fit-for-purpose'
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Added 'alternative' as an adjective
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Zip archives won't unpack correctly
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Added: 'value-creating', 'barriers to growth'
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Added 2 items
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Added another department
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Added 'real-world' and a few others
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Added 'value-chain' and a few others
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Added 'short meeting' format
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Added contingent & tangent
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Added something about data protection
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(live) with-ed package CGI with explicit prefixing
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Added some doublespeak terms...
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Added 'success brings success'
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New entries from 'Bullshit jobs' article, Les Echos
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Added 'business acumen' and a few others...
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Added a few more CxO roles
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More CxO roles from http://yetanotherico.com/
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Added: Chief Growth Officer (CGO)
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Added 'industry-leading', 'multi-sided'
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Updated readme.txt
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You'll find the SVN repository's access under: https://sourceforge.net/p/cbsg/code/HEAD/tree/ (various access protocols described: https, svn), or even a GitHub clone here: https://github.com/svn2github/cbsg HTH
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Stuart G posted a comment on ticket #1
Thanks for the way to unpack it with AZip. Looks like I'll have to update my version of 7-zip. I still can't unpack it with the straight up Windows tool. I haven't tried ubuntu's unzip on the new archive. From a s/w developer standpoint, why not just commit the raw files instead of zip archives? Just curious. Me, I tend to use revision control systems but that's a habit I picked up from work a long time ago. Thanks again. -Stuart
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I've put a Zip file with the latest version (rev. 187), packed with a newer version of ReZip which solves a glitch in relation to some versions of 7-Zip. Sounds complicated, doesn't it?
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Are you referring to the Zip files to be downloaded (under Files, like cbsg_185.zip) or to the Zip files generated by SourceForge under Code ("Download Snapshot" link). In both cases 7-Zip 17.01 finds them OK. Which version of 7-Zip are you using ? (There is also AZip (shameless plug): @ https://azip.sourceforge.io/ ) The Zip program used is a Zip recompressor called ReZip.
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Zip archives won't unpack correctly
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