I appeal to the appalled
to repeal their green gall
to redress their undress
to dispose their exposed

A conservative?
In repetitive
agonising over moral laxative
offering everyone but grief
[expletive!]

Why wouldn't they instead serve
what the planet would deserve
Conservative?! Heck, what nerve
but do anything but conserve
and for the future reserve.

I drool over the bull
that a few thongs would make a fool
But it perturbed me not a joule
But Don's cool, he's cool.

~miamidot